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Word on the street
Who is..."The Most Likely to Win on Jeopardy?"
Being awarded the superlative "Most Likely to Win on Jeopardy" was my high school's polite rephrasing of "Class Nerd."
by SARA-PAIGE SILVESTRO
Ego
A Penn Student Walks into a Bar
Your fellow classmates might be serving you your next drink.
by CAROLYN GRACE and ALLIE COHEN
Letter
Haircut from the Editor
Recently I cut my hair extremely short. I went in, "ready for a change," because I'm a cliche.
by ALEXANDRA STERNLICHT
Highbrow
ROUND UP 11.12.15
Penn students truly demonstrated athletic talent this weekend—we crushed beer pong, persevered through a marathon of day drinking and stayed composed. Oh, and we won the football game. Let the victories continue, because everyone’s a winner in the Round Up.
by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Highbrow
Overheards 11.12.15
Hot betch: You look like my asshole when I haven't gotten a wax in a long time.
by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Highbrow
10 THINGS WE ARE SO OVER
Penn vs. Princeton. Actually, we never even cared.
by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Ego
Ego of the Week: Ingred Prince
Ingred may be a TLC-loving nurse, but that would never stop her from rocking her scrubs. She spoke to us a little bit about her love for Valentine's Day, African American Arts Alliance (4A), and getting out of your comfort zone.
by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Word on the street
I'm a Literal Quaker
It took me four times to make it to Meeting for worship.
The first two times I didn't even make it out of the house.
by JULIE LEVITAN
Ego
Ego of the Week: The Men of BMOC
BMOC is back, and the competition might get hairy among this year's contestants. You can see these gents movin' and groovin' for OAX's philanthropy event at the Roxxy on November 11th.
by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Ego
"Number Twos" Are The Shit
Penn sees a lot of work done by Amy Gutmann and other presidential figures, but what about the right-hand men and women who make the university great? These VPs discuss their responsibilities, rapport with their Presidents, and ideas of leadership.
by CAROLYN GRACE and ALLIE COHEN
Highbrow
YOUR DATE-NIGHT HOW TO
Highbrow is OVERWHELMED with date night invitations, but we have some constructive feedback for those who are socially challenged.
by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Highbrow
Round Up 11.05.15
Trick–or–treat yo’self with some sweet, sweet gossip. You may not have indulged in candy this weekend, but get ready for a sugar high. We hope this doesn’t leave a sour taste in your mouth.
by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Highbrow
Overheards 11.05.15
Eligible bachelorette: I'm saving butt stuff for when I'm like, 60.
by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Word on the street
A Rabbi, A Rabbit, and a Grandma Walk Into a Bar...
This summer I was a middle aged rabbit going through a messy divorce. I was a grandmother with a penchant for S&M, and bank robber who could communicate only in song.
by MIKAELA GILBERT-LURIE
Letter
Hurrah from the Editor
School spirit is hiding somewhere in a third floor Van Pelt carrel.
by ALEXANDRA STERNLICHT
Ego
Ego Improves Your Advanced Registration
Not sure what to take next semester? Street has suggestions for some pretty cool classes that you probably didn’t even know existed.
by CAROLYN GRACE
Ego
Ego of the Week: Jack Pilutti
This week's Ego has dreams of making the world a greener place by controlling plants with his mind and throwing trash in volcanoes––but until then, the Chair of Student Sustainability Association at Penn will be mastering the art of sorting recycling and studying feces.
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Highbrow
Overheards 10.29.15
Blonde betch: I'm not racist. I was raised by foreigners.
by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Highbrow
Halloween: What's In and Out
One day you're in, the next day, you're out.
by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE
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