Campus Life
Ego
Ego of the Week: Chantal Low
She may be engaged but she still wants to go to date nights, so someone man up and ask this former Israeli soldier to your formal.
by ELENA MODESTI and GENEVIEVE GLATSKY
Word on the street
WOTS Love Week: Parental Advisory
When "it's complicated" doesn't even scratch the surface.
by ANONYMOUS
Word on the street
WOTS Love Week: Coming Out Swinging
I started exploring late in the game, and now I'm stuck with more questions than answers.
by ANONYMOUS
Word on the street
Taking Penn Online
Penn's community exists online beyond social media.
by AVA VAN DER MEER
Highbrow
THE ROUND UP 02.04.16
Tis the sneeze–in for snotty noses and even (s)naughtier situations. If you think your sore throat is bad, at least be thankful that you're not being featured in the Round Up this week.
by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Highbrow
10 First Semester Friends You're Trying to Get Rid of
You're all fucking dropped.
by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Highbrow
OVERHEARDS 02.04.16
Jewish boy in Hillel: Anyway, I was born jaundiced.
Girl walking with her friends: So my birthday's on 4/20, right?
by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Ego
What Interminable Illness do you Have?
SRAT, FROSH or SWUG: What sickness will your lifestyle land you?
by ELENA MODESTI
Ego
Ego of the Week: Rolanda Evelyn
Rolanda Evelyn is President of Penn Fashion Week and is working for Google. Read on to find out more about how much cooler she is than you.
by GENEVIEVE GLATSKY
Letter
Letter From the Editor 01.28.16
OCR has got to be, like, the biggest joke at Penn.
by EMILY JOHNS
Highbrow
THE ROUND UP 01.28.16
Winter Storm Jonas wasn’t the only thing that did damage this weekend. From your bid party to your snarty (for the uninformed: that’s a snow darty) to your 3am McFlurry, we caught drift of your snowy escapades.
by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Highbrow
OVERHEARDS 01.28.16
One professor to another professor: I admire you because you're delicious.
by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Word on the street
Look at this Stuff, Isn't it Neat?
I unearthed a resource from Penn's soil—and you should, too.
by JUSTIN ESTREICHER
Highbrow
A Day in the Life: Normal Human vs. Pledge vs. OCR
Because you never realized how weirdly similar pledging and doing OCR were.
by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Ego
Ego of the Week: Megan and Kelly Bridges
These twins aren't telepathic and they don't want to indulge your twincest fantasies, but they're saving the world so you should give a shit.
by GENEVIEVE GLATSKY
Ego
Penn's Cutest Siblings
How do we sign up to be a member of these families? Asking for a friend.
by ELENA MODESTI
Word on the street
An Open Letter to Sad Freshmen Girls
Penn is more than rush.
by EMILY JOHNS and MIKAELA GILBERT-LURIE
Highbrow
ROUND UP 1.21.16
Welcome back to campus, Quakers. While your tan lines may fade, your drunk escapades remain the same. Remember: the only thing worse than being cut during rush is winding up in the Round Up.
by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE
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