Campus Life
Ego
Ego of the Week: Kendra Carson and Maha Subramaniam
You can learn a lot from these two: including that clitorises can get erections too
by ELENA MODESTI and GENEVIEVE GLATSKY
Word on the street
I'm a Student–Athlete, and I Promise I'm Not Stupid
Sweating over my intelligence as an athletic recruit.
by LOUISE TANSKI
Ego
Ego of the Week: Nicolas Garcia
In between classes while you're trolling Facebook, Nicolas Garcia is garnering votes for his campaign for Florida State legislature.
by GENEVIEVE GLATSKY
Word on the street
Why I'm Up On Trump
Let's address the elephants in the room: Donald Trump, and why I support him.
by MACKENZIE MOORE
Highbrow
Ten Penn Rejections You Face All the Time
In order from slightly annoying to absolutely heartbreaking, here are the ten Penn rejections you face all the time.
by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Highbrow
THE ROUND UP 02.18.16
It’s hard to imagine anything more humiliating than rubbing your genitals up on some random, red-faced freshman girl in front of her whole sorority, but ending up in the Round Up comes pretty close.
by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Highbrow
Overheards 02.18.16
Jobless Junior: I stress bought a rotisserie chicken.
by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Word on the street
WOTS Love Week: No Labels, No Problem
My sexuality is just one piece of who I am, and it doesn't need a title.
by GWEN EASTAUGH
Word on the street
WOTS Love Week: Sunshine
A tribute to my first love and my first loss.
by STEFFI MAIMAN
Letter
Letter From The Editor 02.11.2016
This is the Love Issue and Valentine’s Day is this weekend so I’m probably supposed to write to you about love.
by EMILY JOHNS
Word on the street
WOTS Love Week: Betraying the Blowjob Brigade
How I learned to accept my non–virgin status in a culture that shuns premarital sex.
by ANONYMOUS
Ego
Three Blind Dates
In the romantic life of young adults, blind dates are considered especially heinous. At Street, the dedicated staff who write them set up an elite squad of three couples. These are their stories.
by GENEVIEVE GLATSKY
Highbrow
Valentine's Day: Your Couple Plans Decoded
A breakdown of students' Valentine's Day plans, one quasi–relationship at a time.
by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Word on the street
WOTS Love Week: Finding The "I" In Love
Realizing why I didn't love myself helped me learn how to do so.
by ANONYMOUS
Highbrow
OVERHEARDS 02.11.16
Frat $tar (who doesn't know what Ash Wednesday is): I keep seeing all these girls with black Ts on their head, is that a Tabard thing?
by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Highbrow
LOVE AND SEX OVERHEARDS 02.11.16
Guy in the McNeil stairwell: Girls get wet when they see my rice cooker.
by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Highbrow
THE ROUND UP 02.11.16
Roses are red, violets are blue. Just be thankful in the Round Up, we never say who.
by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE
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