I was going to write my letter about Fling. I was going to write about how every event is off campus, about how much money everyone is spending on the Pool Party.
And the freshmen all nestled in their shitty dorm beds, while visions of debauchery danced in their heads. But before we can give our Fling critique, let's look back on those mistakes made last week.
The co–founder of Penn Non–Cis has strong opinions on everything: fraternities, senior societies, veganism and spirit animals. Just don't ask them about Caitlyn Jenner.
Before you commit yourself to seeing five performing arts shows this weekend, we need to aca–tell–ya all things brunch and all–around bold. In case you need a little more than some aural fixation, the Round Up is here to satisfy your gossip cravings.
Some lucky Quakers spent this weekend hunting for eggs full of candy and chocolate bunnies; Highbrow’s here to assure you that our Easter basket caught all the sweet gossip.
Members of different on and off campus fraternities gave details on what actually goes on behind the chapter house walls. Overarching theme? Penn has a mouse problem.