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Joining Penn Benjamins was one of the best choices I've made at Penn.

by SCOTT RUBENSTEIN

Overheards 12.01.16

Druggie Dumbledore: P.S. I enjoy acid pops.

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Highbrow's Guide to Hogwarts Houses

When the Sorting Hat is actually the wizarding world equivalent to dirty rush.

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My Wild Wizard One Night Stand

A night to remember.

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Hogwarts or Penn? The Most Magical Spots on Campus

Because you need the right setting to take the sorting quiz.

by MIKE COYNE and LIZ HEIT

Egos of the Week: Penn Quidditch Team

Team captain Tage S. Das talks Quidditch pong, bangable Hogwarts profs and gender inclusivity.

by MIKE COYNE and LIZ HEIT

Four People You'll Find in Your Yearbook

Highbrow cracked open our high school yearbooks and gushed over all of the signatures! We almost forgot just how popular we were. Here are the types of people you'll definitely find in yours.

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The Round–Up: 11.17.16

It’s been a long week.

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Overheards 11.17.16

GrandMILF with no boundaries: How many of you know where your foreskins went?

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Ego of the Week: Blue Bookhard

He's an entire media conglomerate despite being only one guy, and he has a lot to say about his experience working with Penn media and being the only male in an all–female comedy troupe.

by MIKE COYNE and LIZ HEIT

Letter from the Editor 11.17.2016

I have absolutely no fucking clue what I am going to do without Street, but I guess I have no choice but to find out.

by EMILY JOHNS

Starbucks Orders Decoded

Where sugar content and the amount of times you say "like" is positively correlated.

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Gone Girl

I’m sorry I couldn’t save her.

by MORGAN POTTS

The Quakers Behind the Coffee

Just a heads up, you can get medical insurance working part time at Starbucks.

by MIKE COYNE and LIZ HEIT

Overheards at Penn

Confused soul: Wait, so only one of your moms is a lesbian?

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Election Reflection: Chloe Shakin C'18

I was standing in London Luton Airport, waiting in line to board a plane to Berlin.

by CHLOE SHAKIN

Election Reflection: Elana Waldstein C'18

A Citizen Abroad

by ELANA WALDSTEIN

Election Reflection: Cami Potter C'18

Maybe four years won't change anything.

by CAMI POTTER

Election Reflection: Alec Josiah C'17

I’m a senior at Penn, and I’m gay, I’m black, I’m Latino, and I call Orlando, Florida home.

by ALEC JOSIAH

Election Reflection: Zack Greenstein

For as long as I’ve been aware of politics, Obama has been my president. I had a “change” poster on my door before I even really understood what he was changing.

by ZACK GREENSTEIN

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