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Highbrow's Guide to Penn Halloween Costumes

So you won’t be the millionth person dressed as “Slutty Event Observer"

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Wack Things at Penn: Greek Rank

Bruh, move down a tier.

by DANIEL BULPITT

Boo-lancing Act: The Art of Balancing Parent's Weekend and Halloween

Making time for both Halloween and family doesn't have to be scary.

by MOLLY HESSEL

Civic Duty: An Agency of Change on Penn’s Campus

You've seen their upbeat chalkboard on Locust, but what's actually going on inside Civic House?

by SABRINA QIAO

Overheards: 10.18.17

SWUG: “I’m going to cry and cum at the same time.”

by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE

On Being a Photographer at Penn

A Life On the Periphery

by ISABELLA CUAN

Study Sommelier

Forget wine pairings: these are the work-drink combos necessary for midterm season.

by MOLLY HESSEL

The Ten Phases of Penn Plague

Which of you bastards did this to me?

by TYLER DANIELS

Penn's Sceniest Administrator

Rush Chair or Admissions Dean? Hard to tell.

by DANIEL BULPITT

Overheards 10.11.17

Resigned WASP: “I stopped believing when God failed to answer my prayers for good dick.”

by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE

The World is Tough, But Women Are Great

We need more celebration—especially the celebration of some brilliant, accomplished, and super talented ladies.

by ORLY GREENBERG

Penn's Most Eligible Bachelorettes

Not all of the good catches are taken. They're probably just too cool for you. 

by SABRINA QIAO and NATALIA SANCHEZ-NIGOLIAN

I'm done hiding my sexuality to fit in.

For years, I have tucked my sexuality behind strands of my thick, blonde hair and the thread of preppy clothing.

by ISABELLA SIMONETTI

We Are All Allegro

Plot twist: Allegro and Greek Lady are owned by the same family.

by JENNIFER CULLEN

Little Penn Victories

Highbrow can be wholesome too.

by ANGELA LIN

Every Kind of Freshman in the Club You Just Joined

Do less.

by MOHAMMAD SAMROZ

That's Such a Fucking Lie

We're here to catch you in all your hyperbolic glory

by NICK CASTORIA

Why Is Everyone I Know Getting Married?

And more importantly, why does it freak me out so much? 

by ORLY GREENBERG

Overheards: 10.4.17

True patriot: "I gave my first handjob on the Washington Monument." 

by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE

High Achievers

Students give up smoke sessions for info sessions during the job search.

by MOLLY HESSEL

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