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Taking Credit

It’s been relatively easy to bash Whartonites and their ilk over the past several weeks. “Look at those fat cats on Wall Street, with their $60 million severance packages,” everyone from the crazy guy next to the Button to The New York Times has sniffed.

by JULIE STEINBERG

Ego of the Week: Josh Bennett

Street: What’s the soundtrack to your life? Josh Bennett: The current soundtrack to my life is Lupe Fiasco’s The Cool. Socially critical, playful, lyrically complex — it’s essentially everything that I want people to say about my body of work when I’m gone. Street: Who’s the coolest person you’ve ever met? JB: The coolest person I’ve ever met would have to be [The Boondocks cartoonist] Aaron McGruder.

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If iPod, Do You Pod?

Technology has fetishized miniaturization as of late — just compare Zach Morris’ shoebox-sized cell phone on Saved by the Bell to Derek Zoolander’s supersupersmall one.

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Sex, casually

The other morning, when I woke up unsure of whether I was still drunk or just hungover, I found myself confronted by an important post-coital realization: I had screwed up (pun mildly intended). Before I go any further, understand that this is not that freshman-year-what-frat-house-am-I-in hungover regret.

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Ego of the Week

Christina Thomas prefers to go by Tina. And we'll call her whatever she wants. Because she's kind of a big deal.

by 34TH STREET

The Fresh Meat

There's something about those slanted aisles of FroGro that makes you wonder: who's around the corner?

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Ego of the Week

Self-proclaimed "hippie cowboy" and all-round quirky dude Andrew Avrin has things to say. Street: What's the soundtrack to your life? Andrew Avrin: This is the most unfair question I have ever been asked.

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Ego of the Week

When girlfriend Donnie Johnson was asked to be EOTW last spring, Ruben "Silent H" Henriquez ever-so-nicely hid his disappointment at being overlooked.

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Dying Stars

Stars' latest, the six-song Sad Robots EP, immediately feels like a collection of tunes that didn't quite make the cut for the band's excellent 2007 full-length, In Our Bedroom After The War.

by JARED MCDONALD

Everything you think about the Radian but are afraid to tell your friends who live there

It’s been likened to the Death Star — you know, the fictional space-age abode of a certain Darth Vader — and for obvious reasons.

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Ego of the week: Gabe Head

Street: If you could write your own superlative, what would it be? GH: “Tired of being introduced as the guy with the fellacious name.” Street: What was your first reaction when you found out what your superlative was? GH: I got three mentions! Street: In high school you were most likely to…? GH: “Star in a pornographic film.” Street: What do you plan to name your children? GH: Anything but Gabe. Street: Why not just go by Gabriel? GH: Because then I would never be in 34th Street. Street: When did you realize that your name might be the potential source of amusement for others / yourself? GH: My seventh grade teacher gave me the hilarious nickname of “Give ‘em.” Street: Who’s the coolest person you’ve ever met?

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Everything You Think About the Radian (But Are Afraid To Tell Your Friends Who Live There)

It's been likened to the Death Star - you know, the fictional space-age abode of a certain Darth Vader - and for obvious reasons.

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Ego of the Week

Former freshman superlatives Gabe Head and Sarah Telson had never met before. We thought we'd change that.

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Ego of the Week

Former Street Ed-in-Chief (read: has-been) Jasmine "Jazzy" Fournier on her final days at Penn, PennQuest and her brother Nelly. Street: What do you think of Street this semester, now that you're gone? Jasmine Fournier: Normally you say people are gone when they are dead.

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Ego of the Week

James Wong is Chairman of Mask and Wig, Penn's all-male musical comedy troupe. The senior gives us the inside scoop on the boas, masks, wigs.

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The College Green

To high school all-stars across America who are blessed with intelligence and popularity, Penn is a beacon of hope.

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Ego of the Week

During Fling, your safety lies with SPEC prez and Fling Safe head Max Cancre. The Senior speaks on Luda, painkillers, and why you should Fling safely... or die. Street: What is the objective of Fling Safe? Max Cancre: You mean other than to get people to Fling safely?

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The University of Sexylvania

The Street Sweeper may be defunct, but that was just gossip anyway. In the spirit of Fling, here are four true sex stories - messy, drunken sex stories.

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We (Don't) Have to Take Our Clothes Off!

You're running around the Quad, going from one fried food stand to the next, bumping into people you haven't seen since freshman year and trying half-heartedly to listen to the music coming from the Lower Quad stage.

by ELIZABETH ELFMAN

Boys (And Girls) In The Hood

This street may not necessarily welcome frat boy antics or the occasional "40s and Blunts" late night.

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