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Who's Having the Best Week at Penn? 1.20.13

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ONLINE EXCLUSIVE — Top 10 Ways the End of Rush Will Affect the the IndePENNdent

We respect the independence––so here’s what the end of this week means for you!

by SOPHIA FISCHLER-GOTTFRIED

Ego Interactive: To Keep or Drop Classes

Designed by: Michele Ozer

by BEN LERNER

Word on the Street: New Year's Resolutions

New year, new me, new Highbrow. Highbrow knows that all of you lovely Penn kids take the start of a new year and semester in stride and use the opportunity to change something about yourself. And we wanted to know just what resolutions you guys had in store for the new year. So we asked and here are your responses:

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Ego of the Week: Angel Contrera

When he’s not sinking at Smoke’s, this Skulls Whartonite is a Management 100 TA and co-founder and co-president of ACTION. He’s also co-founded Penn for Immigrant Rights and is a former Quad RA and chair of the Latino Coalition.

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Overheard at Penn: 1.17.13

Dude: Brb I’m gonna take a shit. Sorority girl: I literally had to suck dick to survive. Girl: You’re pregnant.

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The Round Up: 1.17.13

Welcome, welcome, lovies, to the 74th Annual Hunger Games! We kid, we kid, although sometimes a fight to the death might be preferable to being featured in the Round-Up.

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Tweet of the Week: 1.16.2013

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Who's Having the Worst Week at Penn? 1.14.2013

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Ego of the Week: Peter Hess

The one. The only.

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Overheard at Penn

Pete ordering food: Can I get sweet and sour and soy sauce with that? Pete: Yeah, I have a final on the 18th. Pete's friend: You look nice today.

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word on the pete

I always feel like somebody's watching me

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The Round Up: 12/6/12

Finals are almost upon us, beautiful readers. Before we all lock ourselves away in Van Pelt, let’s celebrate our last week of classes with your weekly Pete gossip. SPOTTED: Highbrow hears that Pete was quite the admirer of culture this week, SABS–ing at the STIM show "A Year with Frog and Toad" and the Pennsori concert. A tipster tells us he described them as "awesome." Anna Wintour, watch your back — looks like Pete is the new front row show personality. Talk about a good friend!

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How to Survive Your Final Semester, From Someone Who Just Survived Hers

There are firemen in my kitchen right now. They’re here for the second time today and the fifth time this week.

by PAIGE RUBIN

Shit Penn Kids Do

We asked our friendly neighbors about the weirdest things Penn kids have done. Inexplicably, the Wawa people had nothing to say.

by MARLEY COYNE

Ego of the Week: Simone Stolzoff

This week, we got up close and maybe a little too personal with Simone “Simo” Stolzoff, a modern–day Lord Byron who slams poetry almost as well as he slams Natty.

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Shit My Professors Say

Real People Real Talk

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Ego of the Week: Sophia Stylianos

Engineering senior Sophia Stylianos—sorority president, soccer player, and senior society aficionado, turns our attention to Bobby's Burger Palace.

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Word on the Street: In Search of Tanya

I’m hopeful every self–respecting senior has, as I do, a bucket list.  I have neither the space nor chutzpah to enumerate my personal bucket list here.  For those who don’t have one, take comfort in knowing that mine is too long and mostly impossible and any points of completion will surely offer little solace when it actually comes time to graduate.  In thinking about how best to utilize this column to cross something off my bucket list, however, I would like to issue a formal search warrant for my apparent doppelgänger, Tanya. If it wasn’t necessary to the comprehension of this story, I would hide the fact that I frequent Einstein’s pretty regularly.

by EMILY BRILL

Fall Semester Bucket List

You’ve got a month to get these in by the December deadline. Double-spaced.

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