Campus Life

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February 2, 2013 at 3:55 pm

So your professor banned laptops—what’s a tired, hungover student to do?
February 2, 2013 at 12:00 pm

Ego proudly presents an ode to AlliedBarton and Bon Appetit. These beloved Penn personalities work in the dorms, dining halls and other campus establishments, and were eager to share their wildest memories of Quaker debauchery.
January 31, 2013 at 5:49 am

When he's not in charge of the biggest (Feb) club on campus, this quadrilingual, class prez Persian of SAE, Lantern and Sphinx can be found shamelessly noshing at Sweetgreen.
January 31, 2013 at 5:48 am

Almost three years ago, right before I first came to Penn, the "good luck" and "bon voyage" that I had been hearing all summer from friends and other well–wishers turned into “don’t party too hard!” and “remember, school comes first!” I quickly learned that Penn is wildly known as “the Social Ivy:” the Ivy most affiliated with partying. I have never been a partier, but I was curious to see the fantastic and potentially debauched social establishments for which my school was apparently famous.  So, in the beginning of freshman year, my friends and I did as the Romans do: we stood outside frat houses and waited to be invited in. During the last party we went to that fall, a friend and I left disinterested after only fifteen minutes.
January 31, 2013 at 5:45 am

Highbrow picks the meh–est parts of Penn. Not good. Not bad. Just meh.
January 31, 2013 at 5:43 am

I twatted a tweet of tweets gone by...
January 29, 2013 at 1:55 pm

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January 26, 2013 at 1:44 pm

5:45 a.m.: Shut off alarm. I must value the sacred American tradition of late sleeping. 6:37 a.m.: Awake from a glorious dream of prancing in blue ivy.
January 25, 2013 at 1:18 pm

10:37p.m.: First kegstand of my life. “Yeah, I haven’t done one since high school actually.”
January 24, 2013 at 7:36 pm

January 24, 2013 at 5:30 am

Rush may be over, lovelies, but don’t get too comfortable, Highbrow is here to entertain and amuse with all of your crazy stories—pledging or otherwise.
January 24, 2013 at 5:00 am

Three times in the past week I have been accused of hating everything. Lena Dunham’s “Girls”? Hate it.
January 24, 2013 at 5:00 am

So you’re back from your world travels to dear old Penn. From Finland to Filthadelphia. Here’s what you’ll face on a daily basis.
January 24, 2013 at 5:00 am

Blackboard sucks. Let’s just get it out in the open. I hate it, you hate it, we all hate it. But, still, I like to think of myself as a Blackboard connoisseur.
January 24, 2013 at 5:00 am

The semester may have just started, but it’s already time to start making moves for your summer plans. Here’s how to master the art of the cover letter, “personally stating” why you’re the one that a potential employer wants for that (allegedly) glamorous NYC internship.
January 24, 2013 at 5:00 am

Though she once dreamt of life as a mermaid, this art history major now spends her time educating the new crop of St. Elmo members, getting snaps at Excelano and counting down the days until graduation, all while strutting her superlative “Street” style.
January 24, 2013 at 5:00 am

Girl: That guy isn’t that cute, but the other drug dealer is really cute. SDT Girl: OMG we have the same taste in salads! Guy: I got kicked out of McDonald’s last night.
January 24, 2013 at 5:00 am

Dear Miss Cassandra, My boyfriend and I have been together since high school and I was wondering if there were any ways to spice up our love life without spending too much money or seeming too kinky? Couples who have been together for a long time often find the need to experiment.  A great way to do this is with “sex toys.” Now, don’t get scared.
January 23, 2013 at 12:00 pm

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January 22, 2013 at 2:45 pm