Campus Life

Sorority girl: A rando guy paid for my cab going downtown so I went on a date with him.
March 21, 2013 at 5:32 am

There are many fields that men continue to dominate, even after years of progress for feminism and equal pay for women.
March 21, 2013 at 5:14 am

A self–proclaimed "obvious choice" for EOTW, this Alexander Hamilton aficionado is currently running UA and Class Board voting as the chair of the Nomination and Elections Committee (NEC). And he'll never let go of his Gia Pronto Foursquare mayorship. chair
March 21, 2013 at 5:05 am

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March 19, 2013 at 11:42 pm

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March 16, 2013 at 8:28 pm

This former PRISM co–chair and Bill Clinton enthusiast is in Sphinx, majoring in Urban Studies and teaching for America in N'awlins next year. Oh, and she may be the first Penn student to take a class with her grandma.
March 14, 2013 at 5:58 am

In the weeks following our all–too–short Spring Break, Locust will be filled with quintessential characters. Ego identifies these SB stereotypes and shows you how to handle the whining, bragging and preaching.
March 14, 2013 at 5:13 am

Girl on phone: She wore leopard print to a wake? What the hell is wrong with her? Sorority girl: Can’t a girl get some decent peanut butter in the Republic?! Junior girl: I’ll Venmo you a blowjob. Guy: I just don’t know what to do. Fratstar: Go take a poopy! MBA: People without iPhones are ruining my life.
March 14, 2013 at 5:12 am

Highbrow picks the meh–est parts of SB13. Not good. Not bad. Just meh.
March 14, 2013 at 5:11 am

4:29 pm: JetBlue pilot announces our descent into JFK. He advises us to buckle up tightly because, due to the approaching nor’easter, it might get a little bumpy. 4:31 pm: Flight anxiety, which is already at a level 7, increases to level 8.
March 14, 2013 at 5:00 am

When should I start seeing an OB/GYN?
March 13, 2013 at 4:23 pm

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March 12, 2013 at 2:07 pm

February 21, 2013 at 12:00 pm

Does she really think she’s the only lady tanning in Me-hee-ko right now? Take note, muploaders.
February 21, 2013 at 12:00 pm

This outgoing Simply Chaos president recently joined Excelano, is developing a rad app and acts in the Penn Taiwanese Society and Penn Philippine Association shows. And “A Bug’s Life” is his standup comedy inspiration.
February 21, 2013 at 5:30 am

Now that Highbrow finally has its big (love you!), we're totally ready to tackle things other than fake Facebook accounts.
February 21, 2013 at 5:28 am

Monday was President's Day, although you might have forgotten SINCE WE DIDN’T GET THE DAY OFF. But with “Lincoln” poised to win big at the Oscars on Sunday, Ego takes a look back at some of the POTUSes who have spent time at Dear Olde Penn.
February 21, 2013 at 5:27 am

No Penn alum has ever become President of the United States, but many have visited campus... as have their wives. Hail to the high profile First Ladies.
February 21, 2013 at 5:26 am

At the end of every day, I frantically hop into bed. The next day, I’m likely to repeat this routine.
February 21, 2013 at 5:19 am

TWA That Was Awkward Did you see that dude being hugged by the girl in the Vagina suit?
February 21, 2013 at 5:12 am