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Word on the Street: An English Major Walks into a Bar…

Two summers ago, I found myself at a soccer game with a high school friend, her friend from college, who I’d never met, and his father.

by KILEY BENSE

Where is the Worst Place to Have Class?

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Tweet of the Week: 4.2.13

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Where's the Worst Place to Nap?

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Worst of Penn 2013: Worst On–Campus Cafe

Welcome to the Worst of Penn! Today's topic: On–Campus Cafes

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Who's Having the Worst Week at Penn? 3.30.13

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My Penn Addiction: Sampling Food

Sampling food is a lifestyle. I learned it from my parents, who would take us to Costco on weekends as a family meal out.

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Ego of the Week: Leo Wolansky

This Friar, PPE major and SAE bro has been the music director for Off the Beat—which has its spring show this weekend—for two years. And he could have a career as Edward Cullen’s body double.

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Ego Therapy: March Madness Troubleshooting

There’s something about this time of year that has everyone kvetching. Can you literally not right now? Same here. We present the most common complaints you’ll hear around campus and how to survive all the drama.

by BEN LERNER

The Round Up: 3.28.2013

Enchante, mes cheris, and congratulations on making it one week closer to Fling, summer, and the rest of your budding little lives.

by 34TH STREET

True Life: I Went to a Gay Orgy

I didn’t know exactly what to expect upon passing through the seemingly innocuous 8th floor hotel room door.

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Word on the Street: Please Don't Touch That Art

“OMG! What is that!?” is a question I hear too often in dimly lit bars and frat house living rooms.

by ROSA ESCANDON

Street Sessions: Off the Beat

Street gets an exclusive taster to "Aural Sects", Off the Beat's Spring performance.

by 34TH STREET

Top 10 Reasons to Celebrate It’s Spring… Technically

Spring began March 20: here’s why that’s the best news all month

by NICOLE MALICK

Ask Miss Cassandra: Cosmo's Pizza Cuddles and Spooning with Sperm Puddles

Can spooning naked get you pregnant? Most likely no.

by MISS CASSANDRA

Tweet of the Week? 3.26.13

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Who's Having the Best Week at Penn? 3.24.13

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Top 10 Saint Patrick's Day Regrets

So the weather was awful, but you had to rage. Was it worth it? (No.)

by JACKLYN KORNSTEIN

Ego Presents: Springtime Bucket List

There's a month until reading days. Get to work.

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The Round Up: 3.21.13

Erin Go Bragh, lads and lassies. With your hearts, stars and horseshoes, clovers and blue moons, pots of gold and rainbows and your red balloons, you made this weekend into an Irish paradise, even though the weather was more reminiscent of the Arctic.

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