Campus Life

The Loud Mouth This person is often found shouting obscene and unrelated comments to passersby.
September 19, 2013 at 5:25 am

Gay guy: I’ve been a SWUG since second semester freshman year.
September 19, 2013 at 5:23 am

Locust is a two–way street
September 19, 2013 at 5:15 am

Alex Rattray is more than just the kid who doesn’t wear shoes—he’s an entrepreneur. A self–taught hacker, he’s created over seven apps, like Emerald Exam and the Musical Toilet.
September 19, 2013 at 5:05 am

Tap photo: mutual friends, mutual interests—swipe right. Tap photo: no friends, no interests—swipe left.
September 19, 2013 at 5:00 am

So I had anal sex last night and kind of, like, ripped my anus.
September 18, 2013 at 12:00 pm

Twittington twat where muh tweet's at
September 17, 2013 at 10:41 am

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September 14, 2013 at 7:38 pm

If Facebook is where we post pictures that show us at our hottest, Snapchat is where we expose our eight chins and third nipple to our friends for three seconds.
September 12, 2013 at 5:52 am

This past summer, I was just one of a thousand eager Penn students interning in New York. Four trains—and an hour and a half of smelling body odor—later, I commuted to the Brooklyn–based office from my boring Jersey suburb to gain “experience” and seize “opportunity.” I learned the ropes of tri–state area public transportation, hustled through the corporate crowds of Wall Street and hopped across the East River to be among the hipsters of Park Slope.
September 12, 2013 at 5:42 am

L’Shana Tova, bitches! The year is 5774 and you know what that means? It’s time for some resolutions.
September 12, 2013 at 5:34 am

Ego's guide to the add/drop period.
September 12, 2013 at 5:30 am

Jen Chaquette controls all your money. When she’s not handlin’ the Benjamins as the chair of SAC, she’s uniting sorority sisters as the Panhellenic VP and debating like there’s no tomorrow in Mock Trial. But above all, she’s an Allegro VIP.
September 12, 2013 at 5:25 am

Sad girl: I might have slept with two Penn Illusionists.
September 12, 2013 at 5:00 am

90 degrees and muggy but at least we still have Twitter
September 10, 2013 at 10:41 am

How many times can Marcus Munday say "hi" during a single walk down Locust?
September 5, 2013 at 1:30 pm

Remember what it was like to be a freshman? No? Don’t worry, Highbrow here with the best and brightest posts of the 2017 Facebook group to remind you. We hope she says yes, dude.
September 5, 2013 at 5:17 am

(and Why They Won't Happen)
September 5, 2013 at 5:15 am

Marcus Mundy is so well–known, it’s absurd. Besides being the face of the Penn Alcohol Module, he’s involved in the Glee Club, Queer People of Color, As 1 Global and Carriage Senior Society and he’s about to create his own country: Techtar.  Street: You’re considered one of the friendliest people on campus.
September 5, 2013 at 5:05 am

Frosh Brat: Yeah, we’re going to PiKapp at 4000 Pine St. I heard they have alcohol there.
September 5, 2013 at 5:05 am