Campus Life
Ego
The Healthy Roommate Mantra
So the person you share a cupboard space with in Riepe has a cold. Stay calm and carry on with this mantra in mind. Cut it out and stick it someplace close to your heart (and away from your vulnerable immune system).
by 34TH STREET
Highbrow
Ask Miss Cassandra: Fixing Oral Without Swallowing Your Morals
I’m afraid that I’m bad at oral sex.
by MISS CASSANDRA
Multimedia
Ego Video: Alyssa Schools You on the Court
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lg682ZzHNGw
by 34TH STREET
Ego
Fall Fashion Paper Dolls
You don’t need get paid like Amy Gutmann to sport some of the season’s biggest trends. Swap the runway for Locust and try out a few of these looks.
Knit beanies:
The weather’s still warm, but a knitted beanie could be the cherry on the top of your fashion cake.
by 34TH STREET
Word on the street
Word on the Street: Blame it on the Adderall
Coming to Penn, we were curious about three things:
Sex, alcohol and drugs—mainly, Adderall. The sex part was obvious.
by JACK SAVVY
Highbrow
In My Defense: Venmoing the Homeless
Last week Highbrow brought you the story of one generous Penngineer’s attempt to Venmo a homeless woman her child support payment. We tracked her down—this is her side of the story:
by 34TH STREET
Highbrow
Overheard at Penn: 9.26.2013
Betch 1: These are my “I don’t give a shit” pants.
Betch 2: Yeah, I can tell.
by 34TH STREET
Ego
Ego of the Week: Alyssa Baron
Women’s basketball captain Alyssa Baron has received more honors than we could possibly name.
by 34TH STREET
Highbrow
The Roundup: 9.26.2013
It’s officially fall and you know what that means: it’s time for Amy Gutmann to start walking around campus in her peacoat, looking like a majestic Mary Poppins.
by 34TH STREET
Highbrow
Ask Miss Cassandra: Sexy Chats and Turning Sex into Chats
Dear Miss Cassandra,
I love porn. But lately, porn hasn’t been doing much to satisfy me.
by MISS CASSANDRA
Highbrow
Tweet of the Week: 9.24.2013
On a tree by a river, a little tweet twat, singing twillow, tit twillow, tit twillow.
by 34TH STREET
Multimedia
Ego Video: Down to Earth with Alex Rattray
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8J2YmdoZIw&feature=youtu.be
by 34TH STREET
Highbrow
The Roundup: 9.19.2013
Welcome back, kiddies. Did you have a nice Yom Kippur? Highbrow did. While most of campus made a mass exodus back to Long Island and North Jersey, we were here: watching, waiting, commiserating.
We hear you blew more than the shofar.
by 34TH STREET
Highbrow
Penn's Famous Frat Icons
Some frats house more than free alcohol and somewhat attractive guys. Highbrow brings you all the famous frat decorations you may have overlooked. If walls could talk...
by 34TH STREET
PennConnects
Newsletters
Get 34th Street's newsletter, The Toast, delivered to your inbox every Friday morning.
NewslettersMost Read
Latest Issue
