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Word on the Street: Things You Can't Black Out
“Mommy’s on the floor and she won’t get up.”
Normally, I’d be mad at my sister for interrupting my homework, but on an otherwise regular Wednesday night of my junior year of high school, I knew that her tear–stained cheeks and panicked words overrode the importance of my A.P.
by 34TH STREET
Ego
The Five People You'll Meet When Drunk
1. The Crier
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She has a paper due tomorrow, she’s homesick and her dog died three years ago.
by ANNA ROSENFELD
Ego
Ego of the Week: Maxwell Presser
Maxwell Presser is not just the “Chief Chief” of Sphinx—he’s the guy who might save your life this weekend. As the head of MERT, Maxwell has your health in mind. Just please don’t call him Max.
by 34TH STREET
Highbrow
The Round Up: 10.31.2013
Trick–or–treat, lovelies! Actually, you don’t have to pick, because Highbrow has a real treat this ’Ween.
by 34TH STREET
Highbrow
Overheard at Penn: 10.31.2013
Girl discussing Halloween costume: We should just be tribal people. But, like, without being racist.
by 34TH STREET
Highbrow
Dispatch: Butt Chugging
10:01 p.m.: Supplies: Beer, check. Vodka, check. Funnel, check. Butt, check.
10:07 p.m.: Lock myself in the bathroom and turn on the shower to hide what I’m doing from my roommates.
by 34TH STREET
Ego
9 Boozey Ways to Stock a College Dorm Room
Unfortunately, the average Penn student’s room does not contain a bar. So, where can you put all those bottles? Take note of the nine best places to put the alcohol that’s not already in your stomach.
by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Ego
Last Minute Halloween Make–up
Sometimes you have absolutely no time to pull a great costume together. Avoid being that guy who wears normal clothes and says “he’s a werewolf without the full moon” and invest in a cheap makeup set from CVS.
by 34TH STREET
Highbrow
Dispatch: Running Club
6:45 a.m.: Alarm goes off for running club morning practice. Why am I doing this again? Snoozed.
6:56 a.m.: Receive text, “Hey do you still want to go later?” Um, not a chance.
by 34TH STREET
Ego
Ego of the Week: Nicole Grabowski
Nicole Grabowski is Penn’s very own BVOC (Big Vagina On Campus). When this full–time feminist is not fighting the patriarchy, she’s brushing up on her witchcraft and reading tea leaves.
by 34TH STREET
Highbrow
(Dis)approval Matrix: 10.24.2013
The semester is halfway over and you’ve certainly given us a lot to talk about, kiddies. Let’s take a look back at this semester so far.
by 34TH STREET
Highbrow
Open Letter: To Halloween Enthusiasts
Dear “People–Who–Get–Way–Into–Halloween,”
I admire you. I truly do. With Halloween quickly approaching, I see you getting into your stride.
by 34TH STREET
Ego
Ego's Spookiest Places at Penn
Biopond
Nevermind the fact that about 60% of horror movies involve a lake in some way or another—for some reason, Penn decided to play God and create its own little slice of nature.
by 34TH STREET
Highbrow
The Round Up: 10.24.2013
Ah yes, life at Penn goes on, ducklings. Mask and Wig had its show. Highbrow didn’t go. The Adderall popped as midterms loomed.
by 34TH STREET
Highbrow
Overheard at Penn: 10.24.2013
Frat bro on Locust: See, if it didn’t have this logo, you might think I got it in Times Square.
by 34TH STREET
Ego
Top 10 Halloween Costumes for 2013
1. Miley Cyrus
There’s a Miley™ for every taste! Feeling cute and cuddly? Try a pre–nude–latex VMA Dancing Bear Miley™! Thirsty for adventure and a little bit more?
by 34TH STREET
Highbrow
Ask Miss Cassandra: Hopping Frats Boys and Clothing Your Boy's Toy
The guy I am hooking up with says that it’s hard for him to get it up when he’s wearing a condom?
by MISS CASSANDRA
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