Campus Life

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November 21, 2013 at 6:23 am

As co–president of Kite and Key and co–editor–in–chief of the Pennsylvania Punchbowl, Monica Schechter has to walk the line between being educational and funny every day. Her easy solution? Puns. Cat puns.
November 21, 2013 at 5:42 am

So I keep getting ingrown hair and I know it’s ingrown hairs and not an STD, but I’m worried that other people won’t.
November 20, 2013 at 2:03 pm

Tweetin' all day errday
November 19, 2013 at 9:08 pm

If you find yourself on a serious date with Van Pelt, there are a few rules you need to follow. It may not be as intimidating as Fisher Fine Arts, but VP definitely has its own etiquette. Don’t dress to impress, but don’t dress like a slob either.  Van Pelt is probably one of the most SABS–y locations on campus when you’re getting your studying on.
November 14, 2013 at 5:55 am

Penn Cornhole Carrier Do you ever just find yourself saying, “I have all this cornhole gear, but nothing to carry it with!”? Well never fear, eBay has the goods for you.
November 14, 2013 at 5:51 am

The boys of AXO’s annual philanthropy event, Big Man On Campus, are back. This year, they’re taller, they’re hairier and, let the record show, they’re all afraid of Dhamaka. Street: What makes you a true BMOC?  Ben Slocum: Chest hair.
November 14, 2013 at 5:38 am

The other day, I was reading in Van Pelt when a girl in my sorority walked by. I waved hello as she passed and she came back to chat.
November 14, 2013 at 5:35 am

Sorority girl: I’ll wax anything for you.
November 14, 2013 at 5:22 am

Dear Miss Cassandra, my boyfriend is in London for the semester and I want to try Skype sex.
November 13, 2013 at 10:19 pm

Now that the Penn Bookstore is about 90% apparel, Ego couldn’t help but wonder: Who’s buying all this? If that who is you, allow us to make some uniformed judgement.
November 7, 2013 at 9:20 pm

Matthew Gould is the man behind the Quaker. Underneath the mask, this dairy farming enthusiast enjoys the “occasional” chick flick, is passionate about manatees and has touched the Gutt’s butt.
November 7, 2013 at 5:55 am

Aries (March 21–April 20): People love being around you because of your vibrant and talkative nature.
November 7, 2013 at 5:48 am

“That’s it?” My first and only boyfriend stared with dismay at my pale, exposed 32A boobs. That was the first time I let a boy take off my bra.
November 7, 2013 at 5:09 am

Penn’s school spirit is never more evident than when ragging on our rival, Princeton. Or should we say, “rival?” We knew Princeton wouldn’t reciprocate our contentious feelings, but the big shocker: it doesn’t seem like Penn kids care, either.
November 7, 2013 at 5:07 am

After four days of awkward–costumed walk of shames, Halloweekend has come and gone. You put away your cat ears and taking out your winter parkas.
November 7, 2013 at 5:06 am

Bro in Pottruck sauna: This is like when I was in Israel and it was literally too hot for my iPhone to function.
November 7, 2013 at 5:04 am

Whey to go, bruh
November 6, 2013 at 1:36 pm

I'm a tweetin', walkin' paradox, no I'm not—
November 5, 2013 at 10:00 am

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November 2, 2013 at 3:42 pm