@karinhotnanel on Instagram: "I thought cash bar was a metaphor."
Corny Coastalite: "I feel like midterms are the Midwest … where does it start and where does it end?"
Letter from the 'Love Issue' Editor, Pt. 2: "I said I don't need love but I fucking lied. I want a boyfriend."
Dental Dayum: "Your teeth look like they would be bad at chewing."
On Lukewarm Mountain Dew: "It tastes like Sprite that walked around in a public shower and got a foot fungus."
