Street Music Ed: “I don’t know what deep house is. It’s probably like house music, but deeper.”
The Other Woman: “My boyfriend has a girlfriend … it’s fine.”
Dude Playing Spikeball: “That’s the power of intermittent fasting right there.”
Tasteless Sommelier: “There’s such a stigma against Franzia. It’s ridiculous. It’s absurd. It’s a completely fine wine.”
HSOC Major: “Does mumps make you grow balls?”
Apple Fangirl: "Fuck me with my AirPods in."
