Watched Narcos Once: I feel like the drug market in Philly is ripe for disruption.
Disease and Human Evolution Prof: Like Ebola, I am evolving.
50 Shades of Red and Blue: My safe word is Amy Gutmann.
Moral Relativist: He could run over one of my distant family members and I would still hook up with him for the head.
Hillel Regular: Wait, is Shabbat every Friday?
Finger Foodie: C’mon, food just doesn’t taste as good if you can’t moan "daddy" while you’re eating it.
Horny Marxist: I’m over here stroking off Lenin, don’t mind me.
