Wall Street–bound Whartonite: Ugh, these jobs are all public interest, and I have no interest in helping the public.
Die–hard try–hard: No emergency could stop me from studying for this midterm. If a family member died, they'd still be dead, and I'd still have this test
Self–aware Math170 prof handing out worksheets: I didn't think this many people would come to class. I don't think we're gonna have enough!
Devout worshipper of St. Fratrick: St Patrick's should not be during Lent, it's impossible. I gave up texting boys who aren't into me and I texted three of them on Saturday.
