Girl who actually knows what goes on inside of that place: Last week I threw up in Perry World House.
Devoted lettuce smoker: I really want some weed but I don't want to sit in a sketchy frat bedroom while some guy tries to grab my ass.
Failing flirtatious freshman boy: Hey congrats on getting into Owls.
Confused girl: What? I'm in OAX.
*Dog barks in class*
Polite Professor: Bless you.
Girl in FroGro: I don't feel comfortable with getting baptized! I'm a hoe!
