$20—Cover charge at fling downtown
$35—Wristband
$5—Five $1 drinks at the pool party for you
$5—Five $1 drinks at the pool party for your pledgemaster
$17—Fling tank for your frat
$21—Fling tank for your Spanish 110 study group
$16—Fling tank for your club frisbee golf team (#frolfforlife!!!)
$16—Fling tank for the Underground Secret St. A’s Yu–Gi–Oh Club
$30—Fine for accidentally telling people about the Underground Secret St. A’s Yu–Gi–Oh Club
$70—Price of cocaine that is really powdered smarties but you can’t tell the difference because everyone here is faking anyways
$20—Bribe for photographer to get you in more pics to up your social media game
$3.97—Paper towels used to wipe up vomit off of frat bathroom floor
$3.97—Paper towels used to wipe up your tears after seeing your crush DFMO with someone else
Priceless—The memories of everything you did this weekend you wish you'd forget.
