What was the last thing you purchased at Wawa?
A. Hoagies all the way. Have you heard of #hoagiefest??
B. Coffee: small, black.
C. Fiji water
D. Mac n’ cheese, three chicken fingers, a Mountain Dew and a stolen donut
E. A cheese and pepperoni pack for a lil’ study snack
What did you do for Fall Break?
A. Jersey Shore BABYY!! I like, love cold beaches
B. Road tripped to Maine, rocked my hiking boots (so supportive!) and experienced nature
C. Oktoberfest (in Germany) (like the real one) (like with my bffs who are abroad)
D. Lake Placid with my bitches and a bottle of rosé
E. Snapped pictures of my dog and cuddles with the HS besties #5ever
What do you do when you go out?
A. SMOKEEESSSSSSS!!!
B. Union Transfer, then chilled out at a friend’s house with a coupla beers
C. Hop Sing, the bartender knows me
D. Marathon Grill happy hour, then Club Harvest
E. Netflix and chill with myself and a bottle of moscato
How do you take your coffee?
A. With a generous swig of WaWa’s hazelnut creamer
B. Counter Culture, black
C. I only drink espresso
D. With pumpkin spice and whipped cream, preferably in latte form and a fall-themed Sbux doodle cup
E. I have a Keurig and usually just add a little milk, but if I’m feeling fancy then maybe some hot cocoa mix!
Are you cold right now?
A. Yes, F the Locust wind tunnel
B. Yes, my Patagonia quarter zip is not enough for Mother Nature’s wrath today
C. Nah, you just gotta layer it up
D. No, I’m wearing my Canada Goose
E. No, I stole my mom’s sweater and it’s soooo cozy
What did you last Instagram?
A. Spruce Street Harbor Park #christmaslights #hangingout
B. Selfie right before my radio show, gotta promote
C. #TBT to when I was abroad in Paris, take me back
D. Gotta love a good West Philly sunset, I even went to the FroGro roof for that ish
E. Birthday picstitch for the bro, love you Aaron!
Can you drive?
A. No, I just love the smell of a good Septa station
B. I usually bike or Uber
C. I learned on a stick shift
D. Yaaaaaas road trip!!
E. Yes my Honda Odyssey Minivan is named Claudia
How are you going to meet your soulmate?
A. Made in America, I will sit on their shoulders at Queen Bey
B. On the Pacific Crest Trail, maybe we’ll share a campfire
C. We’re going to hook up in a hostel and stay in touch via postcards
D. Hinge
E. I’m pretty into some people at my old church, so we’ll see where that goes
What’s your spirit animal?
A. Squirrel
B. Bear
C. Unicorn
D. Marnie the Dog
E. My cat
What are you going to eat for dinner?
A. Koch’s deli
B. Honest Tom’s sweet potato burrito
C. Pod takeout
D. Copa burger, fries, possibly a marg
E. Annie’s organic mac n’ cheese
Answers:
Mostly A's: You’ll stay in Philly. Sorry hon, you’re already here. The city of brotherly love, Wawa, cheesesteaks and BYOs don’t want to let you go. So live it up and maybe we’ll catch you at the 10 year reunion.
Mostly B's: You’ll live on the West Coast. Congrats, you’re trendy and laid back and whatnot. Grab your film camera and your well-worn Rainbows and maybs we’ll see ya on the beach.
Mostly C's: You’ll live abroad. Grab yo passport and your trusty backpack and prepare to drive on the other side of the road! You’re about to have an impressive Insta feed but don’t forget the rest of us over here in the good ole US of A.
Mostly D's: You’ll live on the East Coast. New York, most likely. Or Boston, DC, your call. The seasons will keep on changing and you will keep complaining about all of them.
Mostly E's: You’ll live at home with your parents. Hey, cheer up! The food is great and the rent is cheap. Only problem is your roommates are like, suuuuper anal.
Photo: Ilana Wurman
