So you missed the flu clinic at Houston and you’re feeling lazy. You’re a vibrant young adult, not a sickly child or grandpa. Why would you need to get vaccinated? Here are some specific people that need to make the hike to SHS or roll over to CVS and get a flu shot STAT.
Freshmen: You literally live in a breeding ground for disease. Have you ever seen Contagion? I haven’t, but I think it’s about everyone in the Quad and Hill turning into flu–zombies because they didn’t get their shots.
People that sneeze into their hands: You’re already a foul being, so I can’t imagine your sanitary habits are up to snuff. You’re also the person most likely to infect the most people (congrats!), so do your friends a favor and get poked.
Whartonites: All that networking and hand shaking can take quite a toll on the good ol’ immune system. You’re probably never going to get that job at Goldman anyways, but your chances approach zero if you look like the physical manifestation of a plague.
Locust Walk flyerers: This is like being an anemone in the middle of the sea of germs.
Anyone who frequents computer labs: Think about how many people have touched those keyboards, and whether or not Huntsman is really fancy enough to splurge on overnight keyboard cleanings (ok maybe).
Nose Pickers: If you’re gonna spread the love, at least make sure it’s non–viral love.
Everybody: Alright honestly as long as you don’t have a medical reason not to, everyone should get the flu shot. It’s the quickest little prick ever and could save you a trip to the hospital and lots of misery. Even if you think you're superman and have the best immune system ever, you could give it to someone else and make their life a living hell. Nobody likes a patient zero. Do yourself and your friends a favor and just do the damn thing.
Where to go
Student Health Services (36th and Market streets): Just make an appointment online or by calling 215–746–3535. It's $25 that you can Bursar, and treat yourself to some Kiwi or Wawa mac and cheese.
CVS (40th and Walnut or 34th and Walnut streets): Head on back to the pharmacy for your shot. The cost here just depends on your health insurance (often times free). For an added bonus, you get a 20% off coupon with your ExtraCard!
