1) The Ghost of Christmas Present
2) Sammy Davis Jr.
3) Walter White
4) Everyone who has ever been to a Kmart
5) Black Jesus
6) White Jesus
7) Actual Jesus who probably looked Palestinian
8) Adam Sandler in exactly 14 years and 8 days
9) The girl who is always like "OMG LITERALLY DYING"
10) That random man you killed because of your unquenchable blood lust
