Street: Hello Angus, I am so glad to do an interview with you in honor of Saint Patrick's Day.
Angus Boyd: Wait, what? Is that what this is for?
Street: Of course! We were so excited to get to interview a real Irish Person.
AB: Ah, yes, well you must have me mistaken then. An honest mistake, but I'm actually Scottish. From Glasgow.
So where is than in relation to Dublin?
AB: In a different country.
Street: So why don't you have an Irish accent? (Eds note: This is where we get all "gotcha journalism.")
AB: I don't have an Irish accent. I have a Scottish accent. I'm from Scotland.
Street:"Scottish" you say? I'm sorry, I don't speak any Gaelic. Is that some sort of Irish river dancing term?
AB: The word "Scottish" is English. It means I am a person who hails from Scotland. I do not speak Gaelic. I'm not sure if anyone does? Isn't it a dead language?
Street: I'll ask the questions here, budding. So tell me a little more about your home country.
AB: Well, Scotland, which is the country I'm from, as I've repeatedly said, is part of the United Kingdom, though that's been called into question recently. Our state animal is the unicorn. We're home to many famous castles.
Street: We heard that ecstasy was accidentally legalized last weekend in Ireland. How sure are you about this unicorn thing? Are we blowing your mind right now?
AB: No, because ecstasy is still illegal in Scotland.
Street: So are you excited for Saint Paddy's day?
AB: No. I'll probably be disappointed, once again, in my quest to find Nessie. Because I'm fucking Scottish.
