1. Nothing says bonding like bondage.
2. After seeing Christian Grey in action, you will seem like way less of a control freak.
3. She will stop giving you shit for not going to see any of the Twilight movies with her.
4. You will finally have a good conversation starter to bring up “butt stuff.” Or play 36 Questions (see left).
5. Christian Grey’s mommy issues will make yours seem tame in comparison.
6. Christian Grey’s bod will certainly reinspire you to go to the gym. Maybe.
7. You can finally get that movie theatre hand job you dreamed about in 9th grade.
8. You’ll understand why chains and whips excite Rihanna so much.
9. Get some inspiration for new bedroom techniques. If you bring a blindfold into the mix, she’ll go wild thinking you’re Grey.
10. Your date options are limited, and so are your moves. Let's be honest, This is more for you than it is for her.
