- Instead of tossing a bouquet, throw an Edible Arrangement. People love chocolate–dipped cantaloupe.
- Want an outdoor wedding but don't want to wear sunglasses? The As–Seen–On–TV SunSetter™ ’s retractable technology is great for any location!
- Personalized toilet paper—personalized napkins are SO last season!
- Bet on our divorced date!—Instead of the usual signing of a guest book, the new rage is also to ask for a $5 entry fee and a bet on what the official divorce date will be—the winner takes all (including the wedding photo album)!
- Pantone 14-0837 Misted Yellow
- Tastee Cakes—no one likes fucking white cake with fondant
- Carly Rae Jepsen—Nothing starts a marriage off right like a first dance to “Call Me Maybe"
- Sketchers and Olive Garden- Nuff Said
- Beige
- Sportz—Football, Baseball, Basketball, the–most–important–day–of–your–life–ball
