Guy walking out of Wawa: I bought an extra pack of cigarettes for networking.
Sorority girl in Rodin study booth: When did slavery start? Also, when did it end?
Girl who probably writes for The Walk: C is for Chanel bag. My parents literally get me a Chanel bag every time I get a C. You don’t need knowledge for fashion—it’s just all about who you know.
Asian: Chinese New Year might be the only night of the year I get to hang out with non–Jews.
