Theos frosh 1: Can we get those girls from the Model UN thing to come to our party? They’re like juniors in high school.

Theos frosh 2: Bro, I NEED it.


International playa: Americans are actually really cool because they never want to date.


Student in Platt Performing Arts: 4 dudes and 4 girls, I kid you not. I think I burned 2000 calories. 


Sing–it–sister: I’d be happy with no job, no kids, and just a jacuzzi. 


Girl with really hard problems: I have four 'super days' on Friday, so I don't know what to do.