Is it getting hotter at Penn or is it just all these steamy professors? Highbrow has been going sans–Moncler this winter thanks to our piping–hot course load. This Valentine’s Day, we present you with a list of Penn’s finest. Mmm mmm good.
Angela Duckworth—Psychology
Highbrow is super psyched to tell you about Ms. Duckworth because we’re positive you’re gonna love her. This former Crimson professor is now a Penn–celeb who proves that hot and a Harvard education aren’t mutually exclusive.
Gizem Saka—Economics
Studying econ may monopolize her time, but this steamy professor is in elastic demand. Not only is Ms. Saka a great teacher, but she’s also a painter. Talk about a Renaissance woman! Can we paint you like one of your French girls?
Matthew Hayes—Nursing
Have you been sick this winter? Mr. Hayes is here to nurse you back to health. This cutie is conducting research about nutrition and body weight regulation at Penn’s Nursing School. We hear he has great bedside manner. And we ain't talkin' about his medical skills.
Tukufu Zuberi— Sociology and Africana Studies
Highbrow is crazy for this sexy professor. Zuberi is a sociologist, filmmaker, social critic, educator and writer—he even has his own Wikipedia page. Damn, Africa(na Studies)!
Thomas Cavanna— International Relations
This Mr. Universe lookalike is an International Relations teacher at Penn. For you lucky students who are in his Senior Thesis Seminar, we hear that Cavanna speaks a little French. Voulez–vous coucher avec Highbrow?
Emily Falk—Communications
Are you falking serious? Falk’s winsome smile makes us tingle. This Ph.D. may study neuroscience and communications but our brain is on overload just by looking at her.
