Leonard Bernard
(215) 422-4640
4015 Walnut St., Philadelphia, PA, 19104
Education:
- B.A. University of Pennsylvania (2014)
Life Sciences
Work Experience:
- Summer 2014 Intern at Morgan Stanley
- 2006-2010 “Mother’s Helper” for Mrs. Ainsley Bernard
- 2008 Sold magazine subscriptions to the elderly for charity that may or may not exist
Skills:
- Oxygen to carbon dioxide conversion
- Knows when to hold ‘em, fold ‘em
- Opposable thumb usage expert
- Stand up (not in the comedic sense)
- Sitting down
- Bipedal
- Microsoft Office (Only Word)
- Impressive masturbation speed
- Sandwiches
- Bilingual (English, American English)
- Conversational Pig Latin
- Undersands the “I before E except after C” phenomenon
- Finger puppetry
