This article was originally published as part of the joke issue on 12.4.2014
BLING
(Season 6, episode 10, Yashika) | bliNG |n.
Really expensive and in-your-face jewelry or clothing. The theme of my party is ‘Diamonds are Forever,’ because I want this party to be a blinged out, classy ass affair.
Fiend
(Season 4, Episode 8, Teyana) | fēnd |
v. To really, really want something. Involves politely demanding the desired object from Mommy or Daddy. Buy me the effing Range Rover I'm fiending for or I tell Teddy the truth about Santa Claus and how babies are made.
Flyest
(Season 8, Episode 1, Demetrius) | flī-est |
adj. The most fly. Used to describe something that is the coolest. Archaic: "off the chain." I’m auditioning some of Atlantic City's flyest ladies to dance at my party.
Quince
(Season 4, Episode 3, Stephanie) | kwins-ā |
n. A epic fifteenth birthday bash. Abbreviation for Quinceañera, which has too many syllables and just doesn’t roll off the tongue when you have braces. I’m going to have the biggest quinces in all of Miami—hellz yeah.
Rich-Bitch
(Season 3, episode 1, Marissa) | riCH biCH |
n. A girl who is super wealthy and super hot and super cool. She often refers to others as being "jealous." My school is known for having most of the rich bitches.
Valium
(Season 5, Episode 1, Audrey’s Mom) | ˈvalēəm |
n. The necessary tranquilizing muscle–relaxant some parents take to relieve anxiety when their almost–sixteen–year–olds act out. Also see: Xanax. Teenagers are the reason God invented Valium and sleepaway camp.
