Not Pictured: Dillon McHugh, Sean Kelly, Connor Cuff
Street: Describe yourself in three words.
Patrick Shin: Pottruck Court 1.
Zach Levine: Not in APES.
Elliot Comite: Always bursaring Frontera.
Cole McCourt: I am great—I am Groot!
Street: How would you describe your chest hair, in one word?
CM: Batman.
EC: Loving.
Luke Roskowinski: Cuddly.
Mike Markovitz: Post-Pubescent.
PS: Non-existent.
Yusef Houamed: On-it’s-way.
Street: What makes you a true BMOC?
ZL: Definitely not height.
EC: I subscribe to the whole “fake it till you make it” thing.
YH: I knew the right people.
CM: I forgot the question.
MM: People know me.
Street: Who’s your biggest competition?
ZL: Yusef, easily.
EC: Definitely not Levine.
MM: Me, myself and I. I’m my own worst enemy.
CM: Ben Poretzky. He’s my back up dancer.
YH: Alcohol is probably my biggest competition. Staying on my two feet.
CM: My biggest competition is the bouncers, I’m hoping I’ll make it inside.
Street: How are you training for BMOC?
PS: Fat loss pills.
MM: Hydroxycut.
YH: Juice cleanse.
CM: Phalloplasty.
ZL: I started running Iron Mans.
CM: Calf implants.
LR: Gluten free diet.
EC: I’ve actually become Paleo for the last month.
LR: I’m mentally preparing myself with hours of meditation a day.
YH: It’s more of a spiritual competition than anything else.
Street: How would you define manhood in one word?
ZL: Me.
MM: Burgundy.
CM: Ron.
YH: Flash tats.
EC: OTPHJs. (Ed. note: Giving or getting?)
LR: Backscratches.
CM: Spooning.
Street: There are two types of people at Penn...
YH: People who lived in Hill and people who didn’t.
MM: People I’ve gotten with and people I haven’t.
PS: Huntsman and Van Pelt.
CM: Those who go to Lyn’s and those who go to Magic Carpet.
ZL: People who don’t like Bankers and people who really don’t like Bankers.
LR: Under or over 21.
Street: What’s your spirit animal?
LR: Panda.
EM: Koala.
MM: Liger.
CM: Flying squirrel.
YH: Samuel L Jackson.
Street: What’s your favorite app?
CM: Grindr.
MM: Jswipe.
LR: Evernote, super fucking useful.
YH: Not Yik Yak, not Yo...
CM: Google Maps. Not Apple Maps. Shit’s not right.
EC: Definitely Go Puff.
LR: Go Puff sucks.
EC: Go Puff is the tits.
LR: They always deliver the wrong shit.There is definitely a great convenience to it but it is not doing it to the standard that I expect.
ZL: The fact that no one’s said Snapchat is astounding.
Street: What’s your biggest pet peeve?
CM: People who take the elevator to second floor.
MM: Having to open my backpack every time I leave Van Pelt.
LR: Groups of people who walk in a straight line when you’re trying to get through.
CM: People who run on Locust. We know you just want people to see that you’re running.
ZL: Yeah! Joggers down locust..Just jog on Walnut or Spruce, it’s easy.
PS: That I can’t ride my bike down Locust.
YH: You’re not riding fast enough!
EC: When they turn on the lights at 2 am at Smokes.
Street: What was your childhood nickname?
MM: Ducatti.
CM: Special.
EC: Elliot Vomite. I’m not ashamed of that at all.
YH: Yusey Goosey.
LR: Roscoe pretty much my entire life.
YH: My dad called me “Lazy good for nothing.”
ZL: My mom calls me Zachary when she’s mad at me, does that count? Zachary Simon.
CM: Butthole Cole.
LR: My brothers used to call me “Little fuck.”
Street: If you are what you drink, what are you?
LR: Red Headed Slut.
EC: Anything but Bankers Club.
CM: Irish coffee.
YH: Sake bombs.
MM: Manischewitz.
ZL: Water with a little pinch of lemon.
LR: Ooh, tangy.
Street: Give us one reason people should see BMOC.
CM: Me.
LR: I will have my shirt off.
MM: The men in front of you shirtless.
LR: Booty shaking.
ZL: A wonderful evening out with your significant other.
EC: Cole may or may not be able to stand upright on stage.
CM: Cole may or may not perform. The anxiety is killing me.
Street: Who will you thank in your acceptance speech?
MM: My girl Beyoncé.
YH: Michelle Obama.
LR: Buddah.
CM: Matthew McConaughey.
EC: My beautiful mother, shoutout to you.
ZL: My competition.
CM: The late Ms. Rivers. she’s an inspiration to all of us horrible fucking people out there.
The men of BMOC attempt the AXO hand signal.
