1. “All are not huntsmen who can blow the huntsman’s horn.” (“Squonk” by Genesis)
If you floorcest in the Huntsman Residential Program in King’s Court, then I guess you might “blow the huntsman’s horn.”
2. “For the quadrangle sang to the sun/And the grace of our feeling.” (“First Episode at Hienton” by Elton John)
Remember when you moved into the Quad and Instagrammed Memorial Tower to make all your friends back home jealous?
3. “I hate the Quad/Don’t wanna learn nothing/I want to be a slob.” (“Cool To Hate” by The Offspring)
... and then there’s the night before your first midterm.
4. “And Benjamin Franklin/Your girlfriend is into them gangstas/And me being a gangsta/I get into your girlfriend.” (“The Other Side” by Lil Wayne)
We’re personally offended. You mess with Ben’s girl, you mess with us. Take note, SPEC: we know who we don’t want at Fling this year.
5. “Do you even know what a Wawa is, girl? Do you even know what a Wawa is?” (“Pennsylvania” by Bloodhound Gang)
High school students on overnight visits trying to crash your party? Bloodhound Gang has got you covered.
6. “At the Copa, Copacabana/The hottest spot north of Havana.” (“Copacabana (At The Copa)” by Barry Manilow)
Well, University City certainly is north of Havana (Don’t lie, you knew this was coming).
7. “I go to Penn, you think Penn State’s wilder/Take you to Van Pelt, you become Van Wilder.” (“UPenn Girls” by Hoodie Allen)
Finally, an alum with a bit more swag than Elon Musk. Why aren’t we blasting this down Locust? This is an anthem. Hurrah for the red and the blue.
