The questions:
1)If faced with a student riot, how would you break it up?
2)What question do you not want to be asked?
3) Did you have sexual relations with that man/woman?
Dylan Adelman:
“Put another cookie in the microwave (nice work, Hill).”
"Would you like to save 15% or more on car insurance?"
“Which one?”
Malcolm Barrant:
"Tear gas, mustard gas, tasers, and you can't forget the rubber bullets. I'm taking it back to the '60s."
"Depends what you mean by 'sexual' and what you mean by 'woman.'"
Giancarlo Bracero:
“I would speed dial MERT.”
“I wouldn’t like you to ask me where I’m from. It just happens to be a question that doesn’t have a short answer but a very long explanation.”
“Which one?”
Jack Cahn:
Declined comment. (Ed. note: Seems to have a great sense of humor.)
Sebastian Cervallos
“Gangnam Style.”
“Where will I be in four years?”
Wink.
Michael Chang:
“Get Amy Guttman to part the Red (and Blue) Sea.”
“Are you Chinese?”
“.... OR NAH.”
Noah Falk
“Yodel and sing until they disperse.”
“Which one of you twins is which?”
“Call me Hillary.”
Dawit Gebresellassie
“Rebecca Black’s 'Friday.'”
“Are you wearing underwear?”
“Oh shit… we talked about this last night!”
Michael Hammond
“Party–time.”
“How hard did I go last night?”
“Every time.”
Vadim Ordovsky–Tanaevsky
“Target the people in charge.”
“You can’t.”
“She was fit. What could I say?”
Barry Oshiba
“I would place boxes of insomnia cookies (our campus commodity) in spread–out locations around the riot.”
“What has been your worst encounter with the police?”
“Internal Affairs has always been something I wanted to improve around here...”
Kanishka Rao
“Yell ‘COPS’ really loud!”
“Have you considered a smear campaign?”
“What is love?”
Reece Sisto
“I'd tell them Wawa is taking dining dollars for the next 30 minutes.”
“If I'm ever gonna get Wawa to take dining dollars.”
“I have a boyfriend, so I (probably) did not.”
