1. Sorostitutes dancing on elevated surfaces.
2. The kid peeing in an alley.
3. The 9:30 a.m. puker.
4. MERT, soberly dealing with all of your shenanigans.
5. The frat bro always trying to take another shot.
6. The sorority lin posing for a totem picture in matching tanks.
7. The doe–eyed freshman who lost his friends and tags along with yours.
8. The ones who don’t even go here.
9. State police crashing a party.
10. The happiest flinger sitting alone with a heaping plate of fried Oreos.
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