Guetta Girl 1: I’m on soooo many drugs right now.
Guetta Girl 2: I’m on my anxiety meds?!
Sorostitute: Two weeks left. Time to make out with the first guy you see on the street.
AXO: Is it bad if I go back to the Quad to hook up with a freshman?
Relevant Penn student: Have you ever heard of Honest Tom’s? We should go there sometime.
