1. Lady on Locust
Christmas may have been three months ago, but that’s not stopping this festive Quaker. With her red–and–green ensemble that’s modest on top and raunchy on the bottom (fishnets with a turtleneck? Really?), she looks like a cast member from the show RENT.
Nothing says “I’m rich” better than a colossal fur coat, paired with a grey beanie and an attitude. But seriously, who are you trying to impress? The Wawa employees? Let’s be honest: you look like a beanbag chair.
3. Dude in Crosswalk with the Hunter boots
Excuse me, Mr. Galoshes. Are you going to class or to a horseback riding lesson? Give him a lightsaber and some sandy hair and we got ourselves Han Solo. May the Force be with you, because the Fashion Gods sure aren’t.
This JAP is not doing herself any favors. The Hunters and fur–hood parka are all commonplace; it’s the open Diet Coke can in her pocket that really sets her apart. Can you really not put it down for like, a second, while you pay for your Magic Meatballs? Or is the Diet Coke connected to your body, pumping caffeine into your bloodstream like insulin?
