If… Your high school BFF is coming for the weekend...
Then… Try and ask them not to. If they insist, ask them to get a hotel room. If they beg to stay with you, say fine, but that you might get too drunk to deal with them. Set them loose.
Then… "Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain."
If… You get caught pregraming in your Quad room...
Then… You were in there and someone handed you a cup and you didn’t know what was in it so you tasted it and liked it so you kept drinking but you SWEAR you didn’t know it was alcoholic. That or you don’t speak English.
If… Your best bud gets too drunk...
Then... Find some water, a few fiddy cent rolls from Jimmy John's, and a place to sit down for a few. If it actually seems serious, call MERT.
