Pikapp pledge: We need, like, some more wholesome Protestants. We have a fair amount of Catholics, but they’re basically Jews.
Frat star: You know how I know you’re gay? Coldplay, dude.
Girl on Locust: I may be fucking him, but I do NOT agree with him.
Prepster 1: You’re so Marmot right now.
Prepster 2: That’s all I rep.
