50 Shades Darker: You had some k!nky $EXXX
15 Shades Darker: Blacking out in the sun was a good idea, second degree burns are so in this season. TURNT UP? MORE LIKE BURNT UP
Five Shades Darker: Trying too hard with tanning oil and probs sun–in for your hair #judgingu
Two Shades Darker: Two thumbs up for that tan au natural bb
One Shade Darker: Minus points for the tan received from the glow of your MacBook screen (max brightness) as you binge watch “House of Cards” in your bed
*Fooled you! Welcome to Lowbrow, where everything is made up and the points don't matter.*
