Drunk: The #1 event at the Penn Museum had to be the fish in the pond near the entrance, because I decided to touch them. And that was the end of my trashed Penn Museum experience.
High: Man there are so many faces. Like, the faces of the past. I’m looking at history and history’s all looking back at me. I’m so connected to the pharaohs right now I want to climb into the exhibition and just chill. This must be how Katy Perry felt in the music video for “Dark Horse,” really in touch with her roots and everything. I’m not sure but...is that embalming jar coming towards me? Oh man, it’s like I’m watching “Night at the Museum” except that I’m Ben Stiller and it’s a documentary. Wait. Wait no. The vase is a security guard. Oh my god, I'm groping the sphinx.
Sober: Holy shit, there’s a lot of stuff in here. Walking through these galleries of preserved people & things from every time and place is like taking a stroll through history.
