Female, College Sophomore:
Best boob job: Bethenny Frankel. She kills it. Skinny girl margaritas did her bod well!
What would Bethenny Frankel have majored in at Penn?: That one’s easy! Marketing in Wharton. She’s a genius. Go Beth!
Nastiest divorce: Sonja and the infamous Mr. Morgan. She seems lost without him and it makes me sad.
Fuck, marry, kill: Fuck Sonja. Marry Romana (she gets shit done). Kill Jill (very irritating and completely fame–obsessed).
Which sorority would Bethenny Frankel be in?: Tabard. She knows what’s up!
Favorite quote: “I never feel guilty about being privileged” –LuAnn.
Female, College Sophomore:
Best boob job?: I’m not quite sure, and I feel slightly uncomfortable searching “RHONY boob jobs” on my computer. So I’m going to have to pass on this question.
What would Bethenny Frankel have majored in at Penn?: Well, her appearance on “The Apprentice” totally counts as MGMT 100...only 18 Wharton credits away from a B.S. degree (but B.S. doesn’t always stand for Bachelor of Science).
Nastiest divorce: Count and Countess de Lesseps. At least she got to keep her pretentious and meaningless title!
Sonja Morgan, Jill Zarin, Ramona Singer: Fuck, marry, kill: They’ll kill each other soon enough, so why bother?
Which sorority would Bethenny Frankel be in and why?: Theta. “Skinnygirl margarita?”...come on.
Favorite quote: “Never underestimate a woman born and raised in New York City.” –Aviva Drescher
Female, College Junior:
Best boob job?: BETHENNY FRANKEL. For sure.
What would Bethenny Frankel have majored in at Penn?: Double Major in Entrepreneurship and Culinary Art (does that include how to make drinks? Is that even a major?) And minor in finding a Wharton hubby.
Nastiest divorce: Ramona and Mario Singer...it all looked perfect on TV but it’s nasty now.
Sonja Morgan, Jill Zarin, Ramona Singer: Fuck, marry, kill: Fuck Ramona Singer (can’t marry her, she’s nuts), marry Sonja Morgan (good entertainment), DEFINITELY kill Jill Zarin, she is deranged.
Which sorority would Bethenny Frankel be in and why?: Probably Tabard, can’t really see her doing the typical sorority thing.
Favorite quote: “What other dirty tricks do you have to pull out of your Pinot–filled ass?” –Countess LuAnn to Ramona
