1. Spencer is an all–out druggie…Ezra is onto Spencer’s drug habit, so he tells Aria and gives her Spencer’s file, while saying something about how he doesn’t mind breaking some rules to help Spencer. Breaking some rules? You’re a teacher sleeping with a student, clearly you don’t mind. The girls have an intervention, so Spence loses her shit and tells Aria that Ezra is A. She ditches Toby even though he has a really nice dinner planned for her and a tacky necklace.
2. Aria’s high on the Ezra drug…While Spencer is dealing with actual drugs, Aria is battling her “addiction” to Ezra. She starts to realize something is wrong, so she drives out to the cabin to investigate. Apparently, since we last saw the cabin, Ezra has installed some fancy passcode security system. After too many literary figures to count (isn’t there some sort of lockout after a certain number of tries?), Aria guesses the correct passcode: B26. This is a reference to the song that was playing on the jukebox the night Ezra and Aria first met and the title of the poem he wrote about her in season one.
3. A true crime book…While in the cabin, Aria finds pages of a story Ezra wrote about Alison. He gets to the cabin and starts chasing after her through the woods. (Why are there so many random forests near Rosewood?) He traps her on a sketchy chair lift and confesses that he has been writing a true crime book about Alison’s life. Aria feels used and magically gets herself home.
4. Let’s go to the zoo…Spencer organizes Hanna and Emily to make a set up for A in the snake room of the local zoo. Some girl pretending to be Spencer appears and things get dramatic for no clear reason.
5. A word that rhymes with glove…Mike and Mona are still dating, and he’s starting to feel the “word that rhymes with glove.” He’s no rhyming dictionary but sweet nonetheless. Mona gets up during their dinner date to tell Ezra she can’t help him anymore. Not totally sure where this plotline is headed—right now it seems like all it’s doing is making me nauseated.
Check out our other Pretty Little Liars Season Four Recaps!
"Hot for Teacher" (Aired on 02.04.2014)
"Bite Your Tongue" (Aired on 01.28.2014)
"Close Encounters" (Aired on 01.21.2014)
"Grave New World" (Halloween Special)
