“CULT”
BAYSIDE
You listened to them
when you thought you were “emo”
in the seventh grade
Grade: C+
Download: “Big Cheese”
Sounds best when: Trying to seduce your melancholy physics TA
“MOTIVATIONAL JUMPSUIT”
GUIDED BY VOICES
Am I in Brooklyn
or am I just pretending
I like wordy rock?
Grade: D
Download: “Bird With No Name”
Sounds best when: Smashing your head against the wall of Towne