Vegetarian JAP: Don’t tell anyone, but I had chicken last night. And I wasn’t drunk.
New sorority biddie: I wish I were a boy.
Freshman girl: Is it binge-drinking if you do it all the time?
Friend: I think that’s called alcoholism.
Guy in Houston: I watched “Blue’s Clue’s” last night. It was SO FUN.
Writing professor: I never knew how important camp was until I started teaching creative writing at Penn.
