In honor of the Class of 2014’s last semester at Penn, we decided to revisit our favorite freshman superlative winners from their first semester here. Luckily, plenty of their profile pictures were still public. Some people just never learn.

Dillon: 

 Then: Yea! And it’ll get even bigger once you hit puberty.

 Now: Looks like you’ve really embraced the whole puberty/pedophilia thing.

Then   Now

 

Allison:

Then: Miss “Welcome to My Uterus” 2010!

Now: Glad to see you still think you’re God’s gift to the world.

Then     Now

 

Francesco:

Then: Please come back to my room in Hill for wine and casual seduction.

Now: Yep, still a douche. At least you’re legal now.

Then    Now

 

Michael:

Then: Imagining the splendor of co–ed bathrooms sure has gotten someone in a tizzy.

Now: It’s 2014. Are you aware of the shifting zeitgeist?

Then    Now

Yoni: 

Then: NO WAY—you’ve been to Israel????????

Now: Is it your dog’s bark mitzvah?

Then    Now

Julio: 

Then: You’ve got some afterbirth on your cheek.

Now: You’ve still got a little afterbirth on your cheek.

Then   Now

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