This article was originally published as part of the joke issue on 12.5.2013
McD’s patron: If I died and went to heaven… I would still be here.
Drunk girl: Why do they say “eat healthy”? Shouldn’t it be “eat healthily”?
Dude coming out of the bathroom: I just went to the bathroom so much.
Guy on the phone on Locust: Should I jerk off and then go to McDonald’s or go to McDonald’s and then jerk off?
Frat bro: Girls are like McNuggets; you can’t have just one, but if you have too many you’ll probably get sick.
