After four days of awkward–costumed walk of shames, Halloweekend has come and gone. You put away your cat ears and taking out your winter parkas. But don’t worry, just because you’re wearing a coat doesn’t mean Highbrow won’t bear it all.
It was as if by chance that a celebrity (other than Amy Gutmann) graced our campus this weekend. Chance the Rapper appeared at ZBT and allowed merely mortal Penn students to revel in his “Acid Rap.” After the ZBT party was broken up, the lure of ample ganja and college women brought Chance to TEP. Getting the full Penn experience, the rap master proceeded to take a Chi O girl back to his pad… his tour bus. Highbow hears the girl even left her skirt behind. Maybe it’s not a diploma, but at least he has something to commemorate his time at Penn.
One freshman girl took sorostitute to a new level. This lil eager beaver betch sent the rush chairs of all the campus sororities her headshots, rec letters and references. Talk about rushing to rush. We don’t know what else to say. This is really embarrassing. Take it from us, frosh: do less, significantly less.
There's been a string of robberies of late—but forget breaking and entering. Penn Police is clamping down on delinquent walking. One St. A’s boy was reprimanded for his illegal street crossing practices the weekend. Drunk and in dire need of Wawa, the boy did not wait for the walk signal. A dedicated West Philly cop witnessed the crime and proceeded to call not one, not two but five of his fellow policemen. The cops spread and frisked the boy, attempting to arrest him for the horrific crime. Luckily, he was released with only a warning and sent home to to the car–free shelter of Locust Walk
We’ve all had our share of one–night stands, but one girl in Tridelt took it to a new level, having a one–night stand within her one–night stand. Is that even legal? The girl reportedly returned home to a boy’s apartment in HamCo, however, midway through the night, drunkenly left and knocked on a neighbor’s door. The sober female stranger let the girl into her apartment, only to have the girl fall asleep in the neighbor’s bed. Eh, we’ve had more awkward morning–afters.
