Penn Cornhole Carrier Do you ever just find yourself saying, “I have all this cornhole gear, but nothing to carry it with!”? Well never fear, eBay has the goods for you. This Penn cornhole carrier says many things: stylish, sporty and definitely concealing a body.
Penn Proctologic Society Plaque For only $160, this amazing piece of medical history could be yours. The Penn Proctologic Society has been thriving since doctors could say, “bend over and relax.” Doesn’t “Want to see my proctology plaque?” just scream dinner party?
Wharton Alumni Directory 1985 Whoa, do we have a gem on our hands here. Contrary to popular belief, The Wharton School alumni directory isn’t just a list of people who killed them in the financial crisis of 2008. It’s actually a really great way to connect with that hot Phi Delt guy you saw in that composite once. Score.
Vintage Penn Dental Shirt No, this isn’t just a shirt that your dad probably wears to bed every night. It’s a fashion statement. Everyone wants to look like a dental school student from the 1990s, right? Vintage, so adorable.
50+ Successful Wharton Business School Essays Perfect for any high school senior looking for an easy way into the elite Wharton school, although ordering this really just reeks of desperation.
Antique Penn Ring The low, low price of $1,200 will get you this beautiful Penn class ring. The only way to show off your Ivy League education is to physically adorn yourself with items that boast your attendance, right? Right.
